Iron Man

Men with crippling addictions to wrapping themselves up in tin foil, iron, or anything metal related. They then go around pretending they are a Marvel Superhero.

Person 1 “ Yo dude i’m so happy we went up to the beach today”
Person 2 “ I know sa- HOLY SHIT ITS AN IRON MAN

by B-Monkey Obama November 14, 2021

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Un-ironic milk drinker

Someone who drinks milk un-ironically i.e without cookies, cereal, spicy foods, etc.

Guy 1: Whoah, is that dude over there drinking a massive glass of milk?

Guy 2: Well I guess that means he’s an un-ironic milk drinker

by saucyg October 2, 2021

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reduced iron

Iron FROM THE blood of CATTLE often added TO nonkosher food. Commonly known as pig metal.

THAT Bread has reduced iron in it.

by Votegreensavetheplanet October 27, 2021

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Iron distribute

Iron Distribute; distribute: taken from the Myiasis dictionary meaning at the point of male ejaculation where in the male spreads semen on another person, place or thing.

#person1Hey man, you really iron distributed all over her, she is so saturated, it dripping all over....
#person2- it's not my fault shes iron deficient

by iDerp2 September 26, 2021

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THE most influential metal band of all time IMO. Albums like Their eponymous debut, Killers, The Number of The Beast, PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKING MIND, etc. ! They consistently pump out quality into your ears, they continue to innovate metal genre with 3 FUCKING GUITARISTS, they've solidified the metal genre as an artform, their latest album (Senjutsu) FUCKING SLAPS, They've inspired acts like Avenged Sevenfold, I COULD KEEP FUCKING GOING

(Guy 1) I just bought a new Iron Maiden album!

(Guy 2) Kickass!

by TotallyNotAnIronMaidenFan September 26, 2021

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