monkey hold

Doing it Doggy Style and put your whole hand in her ass and she clenched down and you can't pull your hand out.

I was riding her doggy style and she put the monkey hold on my hand and I couldn't get away.

by Skipper Kelly May 10, 2018

Hold my tweak

A plea for emotional support when you feel you are about to mentally breakdown or crashout

"Seeing my ex with someone new? Yeah...someone better hold my tweak before I make a scene."

"When I saw my exam grade, I was like 'Girl! hold my tweak.'"

by bressiebros433 April 28, 2025

hate holds

Less pleasant version of 'love handles'

While Ming the Merciless referred to them as love handles, his concubines felt they were more like hate holds.

by joshofbass October 29, 2011

hold the moan

Holding the moan is a variant of exhibitionism where you try as hard as possible not to get caught while having sex in risky public spaces

We hid in the library while we tried to hold the moan as the librarian restocked the shelves one isle over from us

by Sholynyk January 29, 2024

bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.

My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.

by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023

Hold back the Heinz

A process in which someone has yet to spill the beans.

“Come on steve, don’t hold back the Heinz”

by JAMLENOM February 3, 2018

kenin hold

holding your nerve, holding your serve from 0-40 down with winners and/or at a critical point in a tennis match

she did the kenin hold omg

by morcsori January 18, 2024