Hobosexual

Someone who jumps into a relationship to avoid homelessness.

Turtleboy is the biggest hobosexual in central Massachusetts.

by Woocares March 19, 2022

Hobosexual

Someone who gets into a sexual relationship for shelter.

"Did you hear? Chantel started dating her ex's friend, Jonathan."
"Isn't she still living with her ex?"
"Guess she just moved from one guys place to the other's."
"Damn, that's hobosexual AF!"

by CounterReset June 3, 2022

hobosexual

the sexual oriantation where you are only sexualy atracted to homless people

man that one guy in that one ally is realy hot i think i might be a hobosexual

by Realtmontana June 26, 2022

Hobosexual

Homeless loser who pretends he loves you to move in and get free rent and everything else.

Sam is homeless in between all the women he moves in with scams & leeches off of. Sam has no car and no teeth. Sam is a career HoboSexual.

by Chick a boom boom May 30, 2022

Hobosexual

Any person who is pursuing others to acquire residence and/or assets services or anything that they can take from another and usually is not opposed to location or situation.

My hobosexual friend has once again contacted me after I had evict him due to his showing up and declaring his immeasurable love for me after 40 years and never contacting me before he was released from jail.

by THE REAL KAREN August 12, 2022

Hobosexual

A man or woman who enters a relationship in order to avoid homelessness.

Gary is such a hobosexual. Hes only with you coz he has no where else to go girl, make sure hes attracted to you and not your tenancy agreement!

by Blackpoolbrown September 29, 2022

Hobosexual

Sexually attracted to homeless looking people.

Look at that hobo I wanna mount him/her/them

You need some change? Let me spare u theez nuts.
Why don't you come and squeegy this pussy honey??

I can spare more than a little change baby.

I have slept with so many homeless people I think I am hobosexual

by Ninaneexx November 14, 2022