Hazelnut Surprise

The act of masturbating into a jar of Nutella and then closing it and waiting for an unsuspecting victim.

Jan just wanted some Nutella for her toast. Instead, she got a classic hazelnut surprise from Jim.

by #daddy2013 September 9, 2013

Hazel

The best person in the world

Do you know hazel??

Oh why did I ask ,obviously you do everyone does

by I_amcool December 17, 2020

East Hazlet

This term specifically refers to the girls of West Keansburg who no longer want to be categorized as being part of a gang or the wrong side of town.

Refers to the area known as West Keansburg, except in a better light.

Neighborhoods such as 1st street to 13th street, Munro Avenue, Poplar, Pinewood, Brown Ave, and other neighborhoods on the West Keansburg side of 36 are included in this category.

The girls from East Hazlet are much like those from the rest of Hazlet, except for the fact that they are bad ass.

No one from Palmer Avenue is considered West Keansburg nor east Hazlet. You bitches have to come up with your own neighborhood.

Jess: "I hate when people say I'm not from West Keanburg!"
Lauren: "Oh please, West Keansburg is so played out. I'd so rather be from East Hazlet."
Jess: "Oh true!"

by sloptartcascioismyhero March 23, 2007

Harry Haze

the act of being extremely tall and blonde

Damn look at that big cracker over there pullin' a Harry Haze!

by foolinthepool July 20, 2009

latte haze

When you wake up on the morning after the night before and feel like chai latte and a paper.

Hmmm that was a long night, haven't you just got a Latte haze.

by Mr.Moony March 14, 2010

Cross-Hazed

The mixed consumption of Weed and Spice which gives one the hazy high of being 'cross-hazed.'

I got so cross-hazed last night before that moorpark band jam.

by Awalkonthebeach February 21, 2011

dirty hazell

A council house scum bag that likes to pretend he is important.

See that guy over there is a dirty hazell

by De Paynes June 27, 2020