stained glass window

What happens after you accidently misfire and blow a load on the closest glass window

I busted and turned it into a stained glass window.

by maybenot September 4, 2003

stained glass window

Slang for a girl who recently lost her virginity.

Jack: Holly used to seem so innocent and pure.
Himmler: She's nothing but a stained glass window now.

by Cletus September 14, 2003

getting glassed

v.To snort methamphetamine.

Whoa, man, if you wanna find Reggie, he's in the bathroom getting glassed.

by Smkngmgc June 20, 2004

glassbottomboat

Kaila this is from Joe will you be my valentine, and my giz-irl, Yeah....
Will you go out with me.

Will you Yes or no, Call me when you read this.

by Joe February 12, 2005

Glass Cannon

A person who acts and thinks highly of themself because they know how to significantly offend other people or do great damage towards other people when they get angry or want revenge, but when someone does the slightest thing to them, they cry and whine like a little bitch.

Another synonym is a glass gun. Comes from video gaming and role-playing games, when you have a character and/or weapons that have high offensive power, but weak defensive power.

Person 1: You know Katie and Chad are glass cannons, right?
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Because they hold a lot of clout and they love starting unnecessary conflict with people to slander other people and they can fight really well, like seriously they can beat your ass. But as soon as someone does one bad small thing to them, they fracture and shatter like a glass chalice.
Person 2: Oh yeah they're both weak bitches for real.

by A Black Smartass from America May 15, 2021

Glass slipper

When you cum in a sock and put it on a girls foot and let it dry

For valentines day i gave her a glass slipper

by Chineselollipop February 14, 2017

Glass Hole

A slang name for a woman who has so many STDs that her vagina feels like glass hole.

That girl is a glass hole. I went in her house skipping and left limping.

by Justin Holt January 11, 2009