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Fuck

A fuck is a

Friend
U
Can
Keep
by evelynsonly March 23, 2009
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FUCK

a shot of tequila. no lemon or salt or nuthin. just tequila ya pussy.

FUUUUCK!!!! you gotta growl it out.

a key ingredient to a SKULLFUCK, which also has jagermeister in it.
-let's get some FUCKs into us
-Who wants a fuck
-yeah, i love FUCKs
-jesus H christ, i'm FUCKed. let's have another one
-man, that's a good FUCK
-quit your yapping and pour me a FUCK already

GUY 1: got any snortskies
GUY 2: bahhhaaha SNORTSKIES, nah, but i've gotta a bottle of fuck
GUY 1: FUCKs, i haven't had a FUCk since this morning. where the FUCK is it?
by nolte August 5, 2008
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the fuck

a question that is asked by high people
High man 1) Remember we saw them purple horses singin the blues at the lake?

High man 2 to High man 3) The fuck he talkin bout?
by mayhem14 July 1, 2007
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fucking ducker fuck

Something you scream when you're in trouble in a horror game
Bob: Oh shit...He's right there...
*Bob gets jumpscared*
Bob: Fucking ducker fuck!!!
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Fuck

Fuck originally meant to Fornicate Under the Consent of the King(F.U.C.K.), which is why people generally use the term as slang for sex.
Anne: Are we finally permitted to Fornicate Under the Consent of the King?

Edward: Yes, we may fuck!
by Lady_Hailey March 30, 2008
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Fuck

Noun.
1. An act of sexual intercourse.
2. A contemptible person

Verb.
3. The act of sexual intercouse.
4. To break something esp. mechanical.

Exclamation.
5. An exclamation of annoyance, frustration, surprise, pain or ecstacy.
1. She was a great fuck last night.
2. What a lazy fuck he is. He's a fat fuck. What a lucky fuck!
3. I'm gonna fuck her brains out tonight.
4. My watch is fucked. That's my chances of winning fucked.
5. Fuck sake! Fuck off!
Fuck, he's stinks of BO!
Fuck me, I can't believe it!
Fuck, they're going to win now.
(During a blow job, being wanked off or when fucking) - I'm gonna cum, ah yeah, here it comes - oh, fuck! Fuck, that's good.
Ah, fuck! Who put that fucking chair in my way?!
by C Campbell April 27, 2008
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Fuck

From an Anglo Saxon word meaning 'to strike.' In essence, fuck is the same as 'boink'.
by Delavan October 21, 2008
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