Mud flaps

A female that has a extremely large vigina lips that hang . Looks like mud flaps these females can probably fly when they are naked and the wind blows out a fan is on they're vigina lips start flapping & clapping

Fly some where with your mud flaps and leave me alone

by Our adventures December 20, 2020

Flap my curtain

This is commonly used when a one of the couple gets so hot, he needs to stand by an open window and flap the curtain so to create a draft circulation. The female is left on the bed, and then must use the above phrase to entice her man back to bed.

Puns of a various nature can spawn from this saying.

"Flap my curtain till the neighbours complain!"

by MissRainbow January 20, 2017

smelly flaps syndrome

Foul smelling odour emanating from the vulva majoris.

Damn! That girl has Smelly Flaps Syndrome (SFS) . I can smell it a mile away.

by UWOTM8? October 14, 2017

Flap burp

When you go down on a lass, spread her legs to open the heavenly gates, as you go down on her you do a loud burp right between the flaps. ( excessive amounts of either alcohol or gas-inducing drinks help with vibrations)

(Dan) Do you remember that 'Shiela' from the bar last night Shane?
(Shane) yeah the one with the fat arse?
(Dan) yeah mate that's the one, well I took her home and after all that beer.......I had to give her the good ol' flap burp!

by Hippybeardo September 29, 2023

Flapped

When you get hit by a wing; combination of the words "flap" and "slapped"

Yeah I got flapped in the face by one of the chickens. One of those goddamn pigeons flapped me as it flew by!

by Origin_of_Librium March 22, 2021

Camo flap

Camp flap, commonly referred to as a girls vagina.

Sigma male 1, “I was balls deep in that camo flap”
Sigma male 2, “that’s so skibiddy”

by Keebnkabes November 25, 2024

cracker flaps

Any white male or female with a big ass mouth, or got extra baggage hanging below!

"Look at that bitch & her cracker flaps!"
"Dude is outta his flaps"

"Straight CrackerFlaps"

by JJJBEAN January 11, 2021