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Crowbar fishing 

It’s when you put a crowbar inside a woman’s pussy after previously ejaculating into the woman’s genetalia, and trying to fish out the dead baby.
Jonathon- I’m sorry I slipped the crowbar in mother!
Mother- next time use a lamp post.

Jonathon- *default dances and mines up a pole with his diamond pick* sorry for crowbar fishing mother!

Sport fishing

Catching your cum after jacking off and throwing it away
Sport fishing requires quick reflexes and strong cleaners.

Like fishing

Posting something with “If this gets ____ likes I’ll post (something better)!”
Example of like fishing: If this post gets 300 likes I’ll post a selfie!
Like fishing by EmmyCat328 November 6, 2019

Sd3 Fishing

a fucking legend who will never be forgotten, one you might say will be god. amazing at everything including fishing and lacrosse
we must warship our god, Sd3 Fishing.
Sd3 Fishing by WarshipSD3 November 23, 2019

Dick fishing 

When a single woman or single gay man heads out looking for a hook-up, at a local bar.
Brigitte : Hey why is Tanya gettin all dressed up?
Kristen : It looks like she going out dick fishing again”
Dick fishing by superkustom December 13, 2019

Fickle Fishing 

The tedious process of scooping unworldly matters (I.E poops) from a cat's litter box.
"My mom insisted I start fickle fishing. She said it's because I'm a teenager now.
Fickle Fishing by KingLoli February 17, 2020