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A typical cycling Strava Wanker who is concerned over everything else the numbers they show in a ride. Their main focus is to show huge numbers and by doing this they farm miles behind different groups or riders within a single day, rarely achieving more than 20% of this mileage by solo riding or pulling on the front. They also commonly start/stop recording at any dip in speed to prevent the record of average speed dropping. Their main goal in life is to use the Strava app to prove they are a stronger riders than others. Common traits of a Strava Farmer also include, heavy narcissism, selfies, fear of real racing to avoid exposure and Time Trials.
"Don't be concerned with Reeves when he blasts off the front for a few metres, he's just Strava farming."
"Its strange how all these Strava Farmers join our group and won't stay for coffee after."
"Don't count on Delsy to help pull at all, he is just Strava Farming before he joins the other group."
"Its strange how all these Strava Farmers join our group and won't stay for coffee after."
"Don't count on Delsy to help pull at all, he is just Strava Farming before he joins the other group."
by BLVCKKAT January 17, 2026
Get the Strava Farmer mug.A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack.
As a professional cheese farmer, my worst nightmare is rain, because then I lose my cheesing streak.
by Coltbolt5000 February 27, 2025
Get the Cheese farmer mug.A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack. Also known as CFA
As a professional cheese farmers of America, I have to set an alarm every day to remember to collect my delicious cheese.
by Coltbolt5000 February 27, 2025
Get the Cheese farmers of America mug.a wanted individual that is infact retarded but also at the same time they have farted. can be multiple candidates but, usually only refers to one retarded farted.
also can be male or female.
the price for such individual when caught dead or alive is $100,000,000,000.
also can be male or female.
the price for such individual when caught dead or alive is $100,000,000,000.
“oh my god it’s the retarder farter!! catch him!!”
“shoo whats that smell? the retarder farter must be near!”
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by retarded farted March 19, 2025
Get the retarder farter mug.a wanted individual that is infact retarded but also at the same time they have farted. can be multiple candidates but, usually only refers to one retarded farted.
also can be male or female.
the price for such individual when caught dead or alive is $100,000,000,000.
also can be male or female.
the price for such individual when caught dead or alive is $100,000,000,000.
“oh my god it’s the retarder farter!! catch him!!”
“shoo whats that smell? the retarder farter must be near!”
“shoo whats that smell? the retarder farter must be near!”
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