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subjective fact

A fact that is known to be true but not believed by some people.
We don't know when this term was coined, but it was coined by some kid named Wyatt around 2020-2025. The term was coined out of Wyatt's deeply philosophical thoughts on opinions and facts, while he was "walking to class from band class." When he first thought of it, he was right next to the stairs. This word remains some of his greatest life work from this point on.
The earth being flat is a subjective fact.
by cub1c06 October 28, 2025
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Jogie Fact

A jogie fact is a claim with no factual basis, formed from made-up ideas, random assertions, and false comparisons, that only seems coherent after incoherent nonsense is repeated, reframed, or performed until it sounds logical.

It commonly relies on linking completely unrelated things, misusing metaphors as evidence, shifting definitions mid-argument, and substituting confidence, volume, or humor for reasoning. When confronted with actual logic or verifiable facts, the person committing a jogie fact avoids engagement, ignores evidence, and attempts to drown out contradiction by talking louder, laughing, mocking, or changing the subject — especially in front of a crowd, where performance can masquerade as winning.

A jogie fact survives through social pressure, noise, and repetition, not truth, and collapses the moment calm, precise scrutiny is applied.
“Every time real evidence came up, he ignored it and doubled down with jokes — classic jogie fact behavior.”
by allknowingjavi December 15, 2025
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Bag of Faces

Meaning something very negative.

Almost comparable with using "a load of shit" or "bag/sack of shit" in a sentance.
"Hey bill how was that girl you met last night" - "she was nothing but a bag of faces"

"Jennifer i've pulled better work out of my bag of faces then this"
by Kertef Corobo March 24, 2004
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Shittin On Faces

To completely destroy someone(s) or something(s) with your almighty talent.
1. You see Mark at the show last night?
2. Yeah dude he was shittin on faces.
by onlyjayk December 7, 2009
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Judge of fact

That’s fucked and that’s a fact
Target nz 1996. Paeroa, Nissan 280sx. Competitor: my car is fixed, Im rejoining the event and starting the next stage.
Scrutineer: Your car has had a big crash and I don’t think it would be safe to race... I’ll call in the “judge of fact” to adjudicate .

Andy, judge of fact: That’s fucked and that’s a fact.

Case closed
by Niceone November 24, 2017
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Hand sanitizer fact

When your statement is 99.9% a fact
Who needs to be smart when you’re funny, am I right?

That’s a hand sanitizer fact
by Hopscotch November 9, 2019
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East-Texas Faceshield

A term that refers to a woman getting ejaculate sprayed over her face. Meant to look like a face-shield.
Did you see the picture of Ann? Joe definitely gave her an East-Texas Faceshield!
by HAV0C_ December 27, 2020
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