Dumpty

When something is intended to be cute but it is not.

baby face

My husband just shaved his face. He looks dumpty.

by Kalynmo December 18, 2017

italian dumptruck

When a couple is unusually kinky and shits in a bowl and dumps it on there children as a form of punishment then has sex.

"My wife wanted us two to do an italian dumptruck!"

by black donut July 1, 2009

dumpster diving

going down on a girl; to orally stimulate a female's genitalia

be sure to get to know a girl before going dumpster diving

by bagheera187 April 9, 2006

Sperm Dumpster

A person (either a female or a gay man) that is very ugly and makes you nausous just looking at them. No one wants them for anything else but to dump their sperm into them and then kick their ugly ass to the curb.

Sitting at a stop light...an ugly bitch walks out in front of your car... "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU FUCKING SPERM DUMPSTER!"

Or if you have ever watched BangBus it's just like that.

by waKtheSak September 12, 2008

Dumpty

noun, (duhmp-tee)

1. A Newfoundland term for a foot stool

2. A sex cushion

Jack and Jill humped on the dumpty

by 31_4eva January 10, 2012

Dumpster Hump

A move, a comeback, a way of acting, maybe even a sexual position.

1. Man I had some fun dumpster humping that girl.

2. I need a good dumpster hump right now.

3. I haven't dumpster humped in three weeks.

4. I just got dumpster humped!

5. Go dumpster hump yourself, noob!

by Mr.Random May 15, 2010

cum dumping

Cum dumping is when you do a big jizzy shit after being fucked in the arse by a lot of people. A cum dump.

Gotta use the loo, my arse is stretched out and Im gagging for some cum dumping. I'll shift this lot and be ready for another pint up my gary.

by Rodigan August 22, 2016