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Donkey Xote

That donkey who saved everyone from the evil douchebags. Lives on the whiteboard. Was slain by Meesto Blake maybe idk. I will avenge him
Donkey Xote is my boifriend when we build sandcastles.
by Ouagadougou May 8, 2019
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Sloppy Donkey

When a man is having intercourse with a woman from behind, vomits on her back, and then slaps the vomit with his right hand.
Oh man, Stewart pulled a sloppy donkey on Jenny last night. She was pissed!
by DonkeyMan406 April 27, 2021
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Donkey sitter

Donkey sitter is actually a person who is a fence sitter but suddenly decides to take a stupid stand at the 11th hour unwittingly, which is uncalled for.
Vernon was a donkey sitter in the Micheal and Denzil controversy
by Nixwin October 15, 2020
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Shiny Donkey

A bruised vulva resulting from a Donkey Punch maneuver.
Clementine: Bocephus, I got me a shiny donkey after that loving Donkey Punch last night. Hot damn!
by Cinco Alabachi September 16, 2020
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Donkey dicked

Where Derek whipped out the huge cock and went in the ass and out the mouth
I asked Derek if he would donkey dicked me and he said u couldn’t handle it
by Dilasurs January 3, 2023
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Donkey Toaster

A derogatory term for 'hxc' kids. All you little 'scene, emo, & hardcore' little kids don't understand the true meaning of hardcore.
See that kid Brad? He's a total donkey toaster.
by aleksiswrestledabearonce March 5, 2011
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Cross Donkey

Mortimer: "He might be a cotton picker, but he is better than that goddam Mormon."
Shanice: "Oh Mortimer, you ignorant cross donkey!"
by Joel Wanger August 7, 2012
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