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Kim Jong Un's Dildo

A word commonly used as a substitute for a weirdly shaped piece of bread.
Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?
by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024
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Buckle up the dildos

When you intentionally throw up to loose weight. A Fad diet started by Tyra Banks.
Man I just ate so many saltines I had to go and buckle up the dildos to make room for birthday cake.
by Geoff C. May 18, 2019
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Dildo

A rare japanese delicasy made out of a teen girls period blood
“Would you like some of this dildo?”
by Rat_pussy January 21, 2022
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Dildo

A dildo is a man whose new, chilled out manner is disappointing to his friends because the grasp of a woman has him by the balls.
Synonyms: weiner, puntz
Has anyone seen him recently, he’s such such a dildo now.
by Lady Tasty September 30, 2023
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Dildo

A thing girls put in their pussy and ass
This Dildo feels goooooood
by Yusbenenenenen April 8, 2020
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Master Dildo

An exact replica of Link's "Master Sword" for Zelda to use.
Zelda used her Master Dildo when Link was on an adventure.
by KidIcarus1234 June 14, 2023
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Daddy Dildo

A massive penis used by horny women. usually in the shape of their favorite porn star or boyfriend.
Girl 1: Omg my new daddy dildo came in the mail!!!
Girl 2: Which porn star!?
Girl 1: Johnny sins!!!!
by Discumbobulated November 19, 2021
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