dildosophagous

A type of behavior derived from, the most inner, braincenter, of the solid, as a result of lacking in the qualifications to be called a real, live, sick, or penis. Meaning that in fact, said person, doesn't even meet the minimum requirements to be labeled a real sick; therefore he must settle for the subpar form, of that of a solid...

You:"Hey Fuckhead, would you quit acting like such a fucking 'Dildosophagous' all of the time..?"

The Imitation Penis:" Huh, what do ya mean..?"
You:"I mean, quit acting like such a lowlife, dumb, piece of shit, summing it up just quit being a godam Dildosophagous,,!"

by Bobbino7869 March 6, 2017

dildoshous

The act of being a dildo

Stop being dildoshous

by The pretty pineapple May 21, 2018

dildospork

A multifunctional tool that can be used as a sex toy and or food utensil

Hey can I borrow your dildospork for some fun tonight

by Dildospork enthusiast March 9, 2019

dildoswaggins

a freak and a stupid idiot who doesnt know who Project X , usually stealing Wok's style and flow, has a weird obbsesion of calling Wok Emo.

ur dumb dildoswaggins

by Chelsey Cano January 13, 2022

dildosplosion

when a lesbian bimbo is using a dildo too hard and it causes an explosion in her vaginal cavity

"did you hear karen down the street had a dildosplosion?!

by mr deez_ August 20, 2024

dildomcjerkin

The act of using an item as a fake penis to "jerk it off" to disturb people.

*strokes large piece of wood while holding it to crotch*
Andy: you like this? Yeahh you doo
Pumpkin: aHHHHHH dildomcjerkin

by Andeh Fizzle February 8, 2008

dildolove

A phrase which describes a man who enjoys taking his mother's dildo out of her sock draw and inserting it into his anal cavity.

Tim I heard you had a bit of dildolove last night!

by Jameslovesbaconandeggs May 5, 2008