Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?
by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024
Get the Kim Jong Un's Dildomug. Man I just ate so many saltines I had to go and buckle up the dildos to make room for birthday cake.
by Geoff C. May 18, 2019
Get the Buckle up the dildosmug.
Get the Dildomug. A dildo is a man whose new, chilled out manner is disappointing to his friends because the grasp of a woman has him by the balls.
Synonyms: weiner, puntz
Synonyms: weiner, puntz
by Lady Tasty September 30, 2023
Get the Dildomug. This Dildo feels goooooood
by Yusbenenenenen April 8, 2020
Get the Dildomug. by KidIcarus1234 June 14, 2023
Get the Master Dildomug. Girl 1: Omg my new daddy dildo came in the mail!!!
Girl 2: Which porn star!?
Girl 1: Johnny sins!!!!
Girl 2: Which porn star!?
Girl 1: Johnny sins!!!!
by Discumbobulated November 19, 2021
Get the Daddy Dildomug.