Swinging dick gandelier

A millennial type who sheepishly changes under a towel in the locker room but gives a beeming look, or gander at every boomer dick that swings by.

As Skylar struggled under his towel to swap shorts, he took a long gander at every boomer dick as they swung by. He’s a swinging dick gandelier

by Davedale August 29, 2019

mathematical dick

A douchebag, namely one who works in or studies mathematics or a discipline involving mathematics, such as engineering or physics. Originally used in the 1997 movie Good Will Hunting.

Robin Williams: It's not about you, you mathematical dick!

by DeafMilk November 30, 2019

Resting Dick Face

A person, usually a man, who naturally looks pissed off when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.

He's just got a resting dick face, he's not that mean.

by Kingeresting December 5, 2019

Sad Dick

When your dick doesnt get enough love.. like when you take a dick pic in a sink but its going into the sink

"hey look it's a sad dick in a sink"

by RobinsonGoHome October 22, 2019

Social 'Dick'stancing

Sending unsolicited dick pics during Covid-19 quarantine.

"Why did he send you a dick pic?"
"He's under quarantine so we're social 'dick'stancing."
"Ah. Not bad, let me see that..."

by KayYo21 March 21, 2020

Hotdog dick

When you stick your dick in between a hotdog bun and cover it with condiments.

That girl is crazy! She sucked my hotdog dick.

by Yellingman11 April 16, 2020

Stim dick

When you take stimulant drugs (such as cocaine, adderall, meth) and your dick shrinks down into a tiny useless appendage

Guy 1 : Did you fuck that thot last night?
Guy 2: Nah man I railed some fat lines of blow last night and I got stim dick bad, I couldn’t get it up at all.

by YungGoat May 26, 2020