daniel

the most basic name in the world if ur named daniel it means ur mom looked up cute baby names and chose the first one

daniel- hey

me- hey :)
daniel 2- hey
me- oh, theres 2
daniel 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10- we're about to ruin this womans entire career

by tartbiscuits25 December 11, 2019

The Daniel Tosh

to have sex with a person (typically a man), and you have a small penis

Bob: Do you know how to do the Daniel Tosh?

Jim: To have a terrible show on Comedy Central?

Bob: No, but that too. I was talking about having sex with a small penis.

Jim: Sorry. I have a penis the size of Greg Oden.

Bob: Me too!!

by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin June 28, 2010

Daniel tosh

When you record yourself licking someones ass after they have shit, leaving an "o" around the mouth.

That bitch wanted to be famous so I introduced her to Daniel Tosh!

by Usanthem May 27, 2015

Daniel Gomez

He who rides on sea horses and unicorns among the stars and makes horse diarrhea angels when snow is not around.

His name must be Daniel Gomez.

by He-She-Man-Woman February 20, 2011

Daniel

Awesome, fun loving person with big dreams.

You are such a Daniel

by Dan Fal April 22, 2016

Danielle

a very beautiful girl, shes so sweet, funny, nice, and a great person to be with, can have lots of fun with and she has a killer body. guys would die to be with her! and do anything to get with her.

boyfriend: whos she?

girlfriend: oh, new girl.

boyfriend: damn, her name must be Danielle!

girlfriend: damn?

boyfriend: its over.

by whatitdobabyboo? November 30, 2011

daniel radcliffe

A funny joke that makes regular appearances on the Harry Potter movies. His pathetic acting will always bring laughter to your lungs.

Hagrid (Robbie Coltrane): You're a wizard Harry.

Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) >Insert monotone<: I AM A WHAT?

by Non Existent October 9, 2005