crack sheriff

1. A complete deusche bag
i.e. someone who's car you would completely cover in snow just for the hell of it even though it take great effort.

2. Evil robot clones sent from the past to destroy the future (the present)
i.e. when you're high and playing super smash bros, and evil robot star fox and mario attempt to take over the world and you have to defeat them all the way back through their portals into Lunch-Lady-Land.

That crack sheriff wont stop parking in front of the stairs

dammit andy, that crack sheriff mario robot clone just came from the past and home-run batted me!

by Good_Mario December 14, 2008

crack-head

ninety-percent of the people who live in florida. especially fucking jacksonville.

oh yeah. that's a crack-head if i've ever seen one.

by connie ronnie July 8, 2019

Crack Dick

Off the charts sexwith a man that leaves you chasing your next hit!

Hooked up with Jason lastnight, girl he's got the crack dick.

by Steeling Jamy September 27, 2018

Crack-stache

A type of heavy mustache cause by too much drug use.

"Look at Jon's Crack-stache!"
"I know, its so thick! He'd better shave that thing, it looks like a friggen ferret."
"And he should stop smoking pot."

by Not_To_Be_Named March 3, 2009

mental crack

When you have too much energy for your body to contain

Why are you laughing so much are you on mental crack or something damn.

by your truely molly February 4, 2022

Crack Lint

The lint that gathers in your upper butt crack. It can sometimes contain more personality then most people.

Colin has a jar full of crack lint in his night stand. It has the most god awful smell.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

crack tracking

Verb: 'Crack Tracking', the term is used to describe someone smuggling crack across state borders.

Define: I wonder if that sketchy looking cunt who is filling up their car at that servo is Crack Tracking?

by ThatCuntHole January 3, 2016