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Mexican Conference Call

Putting several phones on speaker mode, and having the overlapping volume from one carry over to the other/s, giving the effect of a conference call.
Yo, Jose, the 3-way call feature on my phone isn't working. Will you help me with a Mexican Conference Call?
by philosorapper27 July 2, 2012
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Showerhead Concert

He told me to have fun in the shower... so I threw a showerhead concert!
by Chris9234 November 4, 2013
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Man conkers

A gentleman's game played indoors in front of an open fire. The aim of the game is to bring your opponent to his knees by bombarding his scrotum with a series of wrecking ball blows using only your own scrotum and the power of your pelvic thrust.

Equipment required:

A good sized-pair of man conkers (shaven in professional matches or unshaven for amateur duelling).

The koteka (approved by the Chief Umpire in all competitions or at the discretion of opponents in non-competitive matches).

Rules of the game

The game will commence with a toss, the winner of the toss may elect to strike or receive.

Each player then takes three alternate strikes at the opponent's conkers.

Each attempted strike must be clearly aimed at the nut, no deliberate mis-hits.

The game will be decided once one of the conkers is smashed.

A small piece of nut or skin remaining shall be judged out, it must be enough to mount an attack.

If both nuts smash at the same time then the match shall be replayed.

A player causing a knotting of the man conkers (a snag) will be noted, three snags will lead to disqualification.
"I do enjoy a ruddy good game of man conkers," said Gerald as he reigned several blows upon Rupert's already tender scrotum.
by Gerald Crich November 8, 2013
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Fat Concert

A large gathering of overweight, nude males or females, all grinding and fornicating with each other.
I think the fat bitch in our school had a fat concert last night, there were pictures of a large pile of larger people that were naked and wet.
by Flavor Flav May 5, 2014
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Jumper Connection

Some one who is used in any Social Media way to be connected by twice removed to an ex. Usually a family member or close friend to the person being stalked by the one doing the jumping.
Sally used Paula as a jumper connection to try to stalk her ex boyfriend Billy from High School.
by Amberly White January 15, 2015
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Country Conference Call

When two oncoming vehicles (usually gas guzzling pick-up trucks or sometimes tractors) stop side by side on a country road and talk about corn for an hour.
I would have been home sooner, but I got stuck behind a country conference call. My truck probably used a half a tank of gas while I waited for it to end.
by Goetta June 2, 2015
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butt conker

When lots of cleg nuts join together to form one giant cleg nut, or a butt conker.
Lily: Oh man, my cleg nut has grown so large it's practically a butt conker!
by ConkertheButt May 13, 2016
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