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getting cleaned up for the weekend 

1.when two ladies decide to simulataneously munch,eat,lick, and ravage a mans rectum and penis untill ejaculation...
2.exactly what it sounds like, get extra clean!
3.when a woman tounge punches a mans fartbox, while the other engulfs the wang...
shannon and erika decided to clean aaron up for the weekend, he was very pleased because, he was getting cleaned up for the weekend...

Cling Clang 

That sound that they make on impractical jokers
Cling Clang by Kraker Barrel October 24, 2018

Tard Clan 

Tard Clan is a phrase most recently popularized by the well known twitch streamer Plaqueboymax and his community

Tard Clan is short for Retard Clan and using Tard Clan is a way of calling someone retarded in a sense and idiotically slow
Max :what day is Christmas Gaws?

Gaws: the 32nd of December

Max: What are you talking about you Tard Clan ass nigga there's only 31 days in December

Gaws: Oh shootew *spits* (this nigga got a Baltimore accent 🤦🏿 )

5$TAR (DistantXl) i fixed it
Tard Clan by DistantXl August 15, 2023

facial cleanser 

A face wash that is supposed to clean and rejuvenate your face but 70% of the time makes it worse.
Girl 1: Hey, I bought the new Super Clean Happy Face facial cleanser.
Girl 2: Look at my face and think about it for awhile before using.

Colon Cleanser 

Craft some anal beads with mentos and insert them up your ass, after about 20 mentos in length roll onto your back and prop your ass into the air; empty a 591mL bottle of diet coke into your rectum. This stimulates pleasure receptors with a bubbly sensation.
My girlfriend wouldn't let me give her anal so I got my revenge with a colon cleanser.
When two trash ass clan mates go at it again making fun of each other for what cards they use in clash royale
TheWhiteNegro: ur ass u used electrogiant
PussySlayer900: nah fam u just trash *uses “heheheha” emote*
Clan leader: drop the clan beef or yall are getting kicked
Clan Beef by Adolf Bin Un November 19, 2021