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Two chances

Absolutely no chance. Impossible.

An abbreviation of the common Australian phrase "You've got two chances - Buckley's and none". The full phrase is so well known in Australia that finishing the sentence has become redundant in most circles.

Buckley's chance refers to ALMOST zero chance of success. By dividing Buckley's chance with a second possibility of no chance means, via simple mathematics, that the topic of discussion is impossible.
Red-headed bloke: "Hey Shorty, see that glamour at the bar? I'll take her home tonight and smash her box in".
Tall bloke: "Fuck off Blue. You've got Buckley's chance. You've got a head like a dropped pie".
Red-headed bloke: "C'mon mate. I must be some hope?"
Tall bloke: "Nup. Two chances".
by Thurston_Howell January 5, 2018
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Poo cancer

Poo cancer is more commonly referred to as constipation. It is the result of the continuous growth and proliferation of poo cells in the colon and rectum. Sometimes this is also referred to as a butt baby and requires an epidural to pass. President Donald Trump was a butt baby and was passed via his mother's rectum. This is why he is such a piece of shit.
I ate at P.F. Changs all week and now I have poo cancer!
by Do the Stammy Leg February 22, 2020
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No Chance

An affirmation that something is never going to happen.
Dad: Okay, I'll see you later! (Drops wallet)
Hammy: Dropped, it was. Protect, I must.
(Olivia appears)
Hammy: Not you!
Olivia: That's my Amex!
Hammy: No chance!
by MalumLibrum958 March 25, 2021
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A worldwide, open group located as a Page on Facebook that has the mission to change the world for the better. The group accepts even the "worst" of people as members, because they believe that together they can make a change to the rest of the world and the members, themselves. The leader of the group is a young man named Brandon Brown, or Brandino, by most.
The Worldwide World Changers (WWC) aim to be better and help people.
by Pinky Punk January 27, 2013
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smoke a cancer stick

I'm not feelin' too good today... I'ma go uh.. smoke a cancer stick.
by xX_DANK-MOMS_Xx April 14, 2014
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Miss you like a cancer

When I get out of prison I'm going to miss you like a cancer.

I'm going to miss this joint like a cancer
by Akmhal86 September 25, 2019
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Cloudy with a chance of HEATballs

When you or someone accidentally or intentionally rubbed your dick with isopropyl alcohol or pain relieving liniment.
Carl: Why are you walking as if your dick's on fire?
Mark: My girlfriend punished me for cheating by giving me the Cloudy with a chance of HEATballs treatment.
by SpankyRigor August 14, 2021
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