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Canadian Armed Forces 

What, Canada actually has armed forces now?

Now that I never knew...

What do they use them for, like keeping maple leafs safe or something?

And by the way- Canada NEVER invaded America and burnt the White House. That was the British forces advancing through their territory of Canada, you fuckup. So don't go thinking you've got one up on anyone because really, both America and Canada were Brittannia's bitches at one point. Canada still is, however. You're not out of the Commonwealth yet. That goes for you too, Australia. And you India. And New Zealand. And.......... etc
Hey, did you know that all milk cartons in Canada have the word "HOMO" up the side of them? No, really.

I never knew the Canadian Armed Forces even existed. I thought they had a mountain rangers goof troop, or something like that.

Canadian Band 

"How was the opening act?"
"They were horrendous."
"Like, so bad you wanted to put pencils through your eardrums?"
Even worse. It was like they were a Canadian Band.

Canadian Bacon 

When your in the 69 position and the bitch shits on ur face
Bro i was so not expecting that Canadian Bacon but i took it like a champ.
Canadian Bacon by Dave Star March 1, 2003

canadian cow tipping 

to club baby seals on the snow with a group of friends after drinking a few beers/screech.
later me an the boys are headin out for some canadian cow tipping

Canadian English 

American English but with a different name.
You speak American English

No, this is Canadian English
Canadian English by cry October 22, 2007

canadian history 

step 1. dump maple syrup on a sleeping mans flaccid venison stick.

step 2 wait about two hours for the maple syrup to crystalize and get hard, eh.

Step 3 Wake up the sleeping canuck with moose porn which don't cha know gives every canadian man a woody faster than any canadian bacon strip ever could

step 4. laugh at the stupid canuck
Canadian History is why wayne gretzky's wang actually looks like a hockey stick

Canadian Blowjob 

A maneuver in which one briefly drives on the wrong side of a divided highway in order to enter a driveway without having to take a u-turn.
Traffic looks clear, use the Canadian Blowjob.
Canadian Blowjob by cxo January 4, 2008