Brandon

A nasty, fat justin beiber who did your mom and didnt tell you when you where in the basement playing gamecube

Brandon and your mom had sex and you don't know

by brontosaurusCWIKLO July 8, 2011

Brandon

A morally bad person who considers cheating on his girl friend and flirting with other girls, just an overall douche bag who also steals.

Brandon should just fuck himself because thats the only good that would come from himself

by dontbeafucker August 4, 2011

Brandon

A whore like being that touches himself in public to the point of no return. From there he throws his hands in public and screams, "Hoopty, Hoopty, Hay!"

Cody: Rachel, are you sure you want to be with him, he is such a Brandon

Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like

Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself

by Ason12 January 26, 2010

Brandon-Fizzle Web-Izzle

A bastardization of Doggy-Fizzle Tele-Vizzle. Meaning: Fine web-design coupled with entertaining content only obtained by a select few.

Damn dude, that site is Brandon-Fizzle Web-Izzle!

I just Brandon-Fizzled Web-Izzled my site, my nizzle.

by goBrandon February 3, 2004

Brandon

A mis-shapen slob who lives in my guest house and enjoys Justin Beiber while wearing womens panties. He also offers blow jobs for beer money.

During th OJ trial that Kato Kalin sure was a "Brandon".

by el colon June 18, 2010

Brandon Flowers

The biggest tool in the world, and main vocalist of The Killers. Seriously. This man(?) has single-handedly mutilated the art of music and then called bands like The Bravery "posers" and claiming that people such as Kurt Cobain "took the fun out of rock and roll." Therefore, I nominate Brandon "the murderer" Flowers for biggest douche in the universe.

"Brandon Flowers is a little girl with a beard..."

~Sam Endicott, lead vocalist of The Bravery

by Ninjarachnid February 7, 2010

Brandon Loftis

Brandon- The English Derivative of the French name "Brendan" meaning famous and well liked

Loftis- The man who will take over the World

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Brandon Loftis- The english man who will one day take over the world!

Guy 1: DUDE! That guy looks just like the Brandon Loftis in the movie!

Guy 2: Really? I thought He died in that movie...

Guy 1: Yeah, but so what? He could still be real..

by Jacobthewolfslayer April 24, 2009