blow-in 

A blow-in occurs when someone is wiping their arse and accidently pokes their finger through the toilet paper and into their arse-hole.

There are three things one could do at a time like this.


(1) If you are straight and normal, you quickly remove your finger and wash it off, or

(2) if you are a demented pervert pull it out and lick it.

(3) Finally, if you are a faggot, you will continue to push it in and out.

see also, splash back

James contemplated suicide after having a blow-in.

blow-in by Capn. Jack August 8, 2005

blow up yo gutz 

the act of jizzing inturnally after a session of procreation.
Patended perfected and used frequently by Alex Facchin and only Alex Facchin.

juby-D: fuck facchin u pulled a hot one last night!
ben-wog:fo shizzle mo nizzle!
Alpacatron: fuckin right! Blew up her gutz!

blow up yo gutz by jubb-d-bah February 4, 2004

blow cow pussy 

Boast

An act of talking with excessive pride and self-satisfaction

Tom: I won Jackpot last night.
Jack: Blow Cow Pussy!

blow cow pussy by Winner2017 January 24, 2017

Blow me 

When you get blowed

Me: blow me
No one:
Me: fine I’ll do it myself

Blow me by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

blow job 

basically sucking a guys dick,
best way is to swirl your tongue around it, and go in and out, some people give handjobs at the same time.

my boyfriend was really horny last week,
and he didn't have any condums so i gave him a blow job :)

blow job by <3 babe alert <3 ; ox March 10, 2009

Blow your socks off 

Sticking your sweaty feet in a friends butthole

Mike will blow your socks off after playing hours of basketball

Blow your socks off by Miggitymax May 2, 2014

Blow It Out Your Ear Craphole 

An expression used in modern culture meaning that the "Craphole" in question should "Blow 'It' out their ear"

Biff: I so beat you in that game man
Bill: Blow it out your ear craphole

Blow It Out Your Ear Craphole by Cracker Jay February 21, 2003