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Jersey Beater

When you wear a basketball jersey with nothing underneath so it looks life a wife beater
Matt: What the heck, Mike you were supposed to wear a wife beater to the party
Mike: I didn't have one so I wore a jersey beater
by Macmiller15 November 23, 2011
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Not better than JJK

by Peak Kaisen September 5, 2021
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peter the beater

A nice sexy hot man, normally gay, nice in every way even dick size, He's a Peter that's a Beater, what else you need
Peter the Beater sucked me last nite
by Peter the not Beater January 19, 2017
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that's better

What someone says to themselves after they've sexually satisfied themselves.
Wife: (whispers to herself) "that's better."
Husband: (Wakes up and looks at wife) "What'd you say? Are you talking in your sleep?"
Wife: (acting as if waking up) "Oh. I guess I was."
by von groovy June 29, 2017
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Soccer is better than hockey

Soccer...the sport that everyone says "look at how fake there injuries are!". I'd love to see you get hit in the face with a cleat or knead in the throat or slide tackled or get the ball kicked in the face...you might say " oh that doesn't hurt" but in reality it hurts A LOT! hockey you have all this protective gear on and in soccer you only have shinpads! Fun fact...there have been more deaths in soccer than in hockey! I understand that in hockey there is a puck that is travelling 120 k/ph but in soccer if you actually know how it feels to be hit in the face with a cleat and broke your jaw or get ur eye punctured out bye a cleat bump...youve experienced true pain! In my opinion soccer is better than hockey!
Soccer player: have you ever experienced getting your jaw broke bye a cleat, or getting your eye punctured out?
Hockey player: well shit...
Soccer player: damn right soccer is better than hockey!
by Ilovesoccer2018 June 17, 2018
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beaters

A hot peice of ass from AHS. She has a totally bangin familly except for her husband who is envied by all.......
Damn! I had a dream last night about Beaters last night and I woke up with a boner.
by kazaam! April 30, 2005
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Better than

Something that someone says to someone else, when they do something bad or stupid
by Anom>nissay April 8, 2019
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