beard-hot

a man who is stupidly hot ...only with the beard on. without it, he is just 'meh.'

Yo, remember that beard0 I was googley-eyed over last week? Turns out he was just beard-hot.
I finally found an old picture of his babyface. So sad I know this. Not hot anymore.

by xpineapplex July 30, 2015

Bearded Nipples

Hairy female nipples

I choked on her bearded nipples.

by ThomasOshady September 5, 2015

beard scalp

The skin underneath a mans beard; the beard scalp usually forms after one has had a very manly beard for several years.

Steve uses coconut oil to moisturize his beard scalp.

by slax0r December 1, 2016

Beards over Babies

An ideology founded by a small-brained, self-important, extinction-doomed gender, promoting the growth of facial hair, esp. in relation to gestation.

T-Rex: Sure, women get to feel the miracle of life growing inside them and the joy of birth or of laying eggs or WHATEVER, but we get to engineer hairy faces AT OUR LEISURE.

Utahraptor: I don't get why you're casting this in terms of a gender battle, but yeah- I'm with beards over babies too!

by Cortotto December 2, 2016

beard moisturizer

Female natural juices to make sure the beard is nourished and growing

She rode his face to give him the beard moisturizer he needed

by KingTrice June 13, 2017

beardho

A ho, but one that only sleeps with bearded men.

Alison is SUCH a beardho!

by SteveRemmington June 16, 2017

beard release party

The celebration that occurs when the women who are pretending to be with the closeted gay men (in denial about beimg gay/homophobic) are able to leave their indentured servitude.

I recommend gold Lamay for decorations at the beard release party on August 5th 2017 #dawnsly #deepthoughts

by #uberdyke August 5, 2017