Austin Green

Austin Green is the definition of a top tier boyfriend. He has the most dreamy eyes like if you were too slowly let the chocolate sauce freeze on top of ice cream kind of brown. He might not be the most talkative person when you meet him he might not even like you but if he lets you in and cares about you he turns into the most goofy nerdy soulmate a bitch could ask for. He is the perfect balance of immature and intelligent, ie: he will build a lego set with you and know the history behind an obscure reference to the set. He loves to love you even if you don't deserve it

Cynthia: I need my Austin Green to cuddles with me.

by ElizabethCynthia June 19, 2022

Austin Fornash

A guy that is really sweet, attractive, smart, funny, sexy and is just all around amazing. He is the type of guy that makes your heart beat fast and slow all at the same time. He's amazingly talented at nearly everything he does. He has a voice that is to die for, and has the most captivating brown eyes. His redish-brown hair adds to his amazing look. His personality is one of a kind, and you'd be lucky to find someone like him. Austin is not afraid to be himself, nor does he care what others think of him because he knows who he is. He knows how to treat a woman, and when he loves you he loves you all the way. If you meet an Austin, you should most certainly get to know him. You definitely won't regret it. He will be the love of your life, and he will know just how to cheer you up no matter what.

I love you Austin Fornash!

by LienaLou November 14, 2011

Austin

Austin is nice and can be funny but isn't the best at reading people, he likes video games a bit to much, he's great at making friends and rarely falls for someone, he sucks at giving hints and the second he truly does that girl will just NEVER feel the same about him, Austin has liked multiple girls but none have ever liked him back, Austin wants to just be happy for once.

"hey Name, so I might perchance like Name,"

"I KNEW IT"

" Does she like me back?"

"... Sorry Austin she likes Name"

"Oh..."

by Mr. Skibidi January 11, 2025

austin edwards

Awesome and amazing. Someone who loves soccer and is a great person at heart.

Austin Edwards is very hot.

by JamesBond000000000000000000000 January 12, 2018

Austin Hot

Hot from afar, and with lots of make-up. Up close her make-up is caked on, covering blemishes and pimples. Similar to Dallas Hot, but without the blown out bleached blonde hair. Similar to a Monet ( Great from afar, a mess up close).

After closer inspection, That chick across the bar is Austin Hot. She may scare you off in the morning without all that make-up.

by Boat skier January 5, 2022

Austinism

Austinism (austin coming from the middle name of Micheal cera) is a man, typically white, who is freakishly skinny, often weirdly tall or oddly average, who has characteristics of a skinwalker, often very awkward and weird looking. Most sufferers of austinism would eat tubs of mayonnaise when unsupervised.

That poor boy, he must have austinism.

by Katfartsalot May 12, 2024

Austin

A gay bitch who doesn't know he's gay because he only sucks dick in his sleep.

Chad 1: "Bro, since when was Austin gay?"
Chad 2: "Nah, he's got that sleep sucking disease."

by Dr. Koholic, Al October 27, 2020