Clack Attack

Confrontation between the angry beaver (see; clacker/vagina) and someone's face.

DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE ANGRY BEAVER?!
**sits on face**
"NOOOooo! CLACK ATTACK!"

by HAWT DAWG January 17, 2009

Attack Fish

The new legendary killstreak in call of duty black ops. Created by Cr1Tikal, it is the act of crawling forward on the ground with a ballistic knife switching between primary and secondary weapons making it look as if you were swimming. The attack fish is known for its longshots with the ballistic knife and capable of 360 skewers.

Dave: Dude I got this sick attack fish kill the other night.

Jeff: No way man tell me!

Dave: Alright so I was goin' fish technique and I damn near 360 some bitch. Well it was more of a 180 fish but I guess that's acceptable.

by Arockmadeofanotherrock December 14, 2010

Sack Attack

When a guys balls are bigger than his penis, so he fucks chicks with his balls rather than his penis.

My boyfriend gave me a sack attack last night because I couldn't find his dick.

by GivzZ December 13, 2016

Tism attack

When someone makes a stupid mistake, and then beats their hand on their chest and makes a screeching noise

Hunter had a tism attack in math today when he said two plus two equals five.

by Kevin McKinney May 13, 2018

when monkeys attack

Shows like Jerry Springer, Maury Povich, Montel Williams & Steve Wilko feature the dregs of the black community doing what comes naturally to primates.
Guests on these shows have sex with any warm body that falls on them, have interracial babies, cheat on their spouses and air their dirty laundry on TV.
When one of these sub humans gets offended they get their inner monkey on and attack!
They physically attack their spouse,their baby daddy, the girl/boy friend of their spouse or even the host.

I watched Steve Wilko today, they had a when monkeys attack episode.

by jsd9632 February 21, 2012

fat attack

1. When someone continuously eats and cannot stop.

2. A large group of fat people trying to eat you alive.

"Dude, why can't you stop eating?"
"Oh, SNAP! I'm having a fat attack!"

by Shaina August 10, 2004

snack attack

To pelt someone with foodstuffs with the intention of bodily harm.

Archers, fire a volley! Spearmen, sweep right! Twinkie squad, SNACK ATTACK!

by Featherstone April 10, 2006