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asshole cheese

id do anal with her but i dont want my penis sticking to her asshole cheese
by michaeloconnell January 18, 2017
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Dick Asshole

Refers to a certain smell. It's when you walk into a room and someone, maybe a roomate, has made your room smell like the worst of the worse smells. It smells like taking a shit into a pussy with a yeast infection, and then cumming all over it; multiplied by ten.
"Oh my God, it fuckin' smells like dick asshole in here!"
"Holy balls man, yesterday I walked into my room, and it was so obvious my roomate hadn't showered for a week and just fucked his fat girlfriend, because it fuckin' smelled like total dick asshole in there!"
by aclockwork3 July 16, 2008
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asshole cat

noun | lint found in a person's anus.
"Someone forgot to flush and there's an asshole cat on their shit!"
by peter25 December 29, 2008
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urban asshole

A freaking annoying guy/girl who regurgitates definition he has stolen on other websites (usually wikipedia, see wikitarded) using copy/paste on urban dictionary. Most of the time, they haven't even read what they are copying. They don't care, they just want to look smart. Obviously, those people don't understand the concept of urban dictionary (wich is inventing or defining slang words in my opinion)
I was looking at the definition for queen but I abandonned because a bunch of urban assholes were there before me and had copy/pasted their whole biography and discography. DAMN I HATE THOSE URBAN ASSHOLES
by Carl Wetbush April 1, 2008
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paper asshole

1. Fucking jerk
2. A person who thinks they are so much more important than someone else.
3. A person who thinks that they are above any laws or order.
4. Alternate meaning- fucking asshole.

If you are a paper asshole we know who you are, but because you are a paper asshole you have no idea how much of an asshole you are because, you are a, paper asshole. Hey all you paper assholes, we know who you are and you cant hide you pricks!
1. That guy in my office is a real paper asshole.

2. I cant believe that woman just cut me in line for tickets, she is a real paper asshole.

3. Hello police... yes this is Mike Jones from Oak St, there is a paper asshole in a blue volvo driving up the street at ridiculous speeds. Yes sir, we will respond and beat the shit out of that paper asshole immidiately.
by Cheppo July 12, 2006
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bloody asshole

A british term meaning the same as the American word "asshole".
British guy one: Ello there chap, u seen that bloody asshole Tom?
British guy two: I did there mate, he's such a douche.
by beastlyfbplaya51 May 8, 2010
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Drunkard Asshole

Just an addition to Asshole. Being an adjective
Drunkard Asshole is one who always wants bj's 24*7 on anyone.
"Misogynistic in true sense"

Dickhead who is a fucking bastard,retarded cunt=bj
by Soul Kissed December 1, 2009
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