toe wagled

First of all you don't want to know what a toe wagle is. But up until your forth birthday you father will toe wagle you. Now judging by the frequency of the nose and colour of the hair you can tell how many times you've been toe wageld. Toe wagling is when your father puts his toe into the hole where you piss and wigles it around for a minute.

Judging by your dark coloured hair you've been toe wagled at least 4 times a day until you were 4

by David fishy January 14, 2017

Yonkus toes

Noun:

A set of sweaty, crusty, filthy elongated, swollen fungal infected toes

Plural

Yonkified : a single toe that is Yonkus

“yo max put some socks on them Yonkus toes”

“Bradley I must say that singular toe of yours looks rather Yonkified after you toe fucked that 1/10 monster”

by Bovimarket November 17, 2021

lil toe

He's a mexican rapper that can fly on a male chicken

Lil toe is the goat

by Mexican Gansta10 December 6, 2017

dad toe

When your toe starts being overtaken with fungus resembling that of many dads over 40.

"Dude, I've got a serious case of dad toe on my left big toe."

by Mouse Rat July 12, 2016

Toe-holder

A person who refuses to acknowledge that they're a lying, snivelling, Malfoy-looking, tattle-tale.

"Of course, Jordan would tell on you, man! She's a total toe-holder."

by Average_esther March 16, 2017

Justin's Toe

this is the toe of legend it latches onto an willing host to give him unmearsurable stinky feet it rots away the host foot but it also grants them the god complex it is the most dangerous thing that lives on this planet.

its mee Justin's toe grrr
ahhh the toe

by Jackson durward October 30, 2018

Callous toe

When your entire toe becomes calloused. Untreatable and symtpoms may be elevated using foot polish.

"Callous toe gives you the urge to be frisky with furniture."

by White Boy18 September 1, 2013