He has just the fattest fucking cock you've ever seen and he's nice he's also very funny and nice he's a nice person
by Butt3n September 14, 2021
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by lmfaoao September 18, 2021
Get the jason mug.a very short person and EXTREMELY sarcastic and very angry when called short. a Jason is also very harmless and can't do much to anyone taller than them. he also has a very short ding dong just like his height and has a short fuse. in a situation like a fire, he would leave everyone to die and save himself.
by kbruinink September 21, 2021
Get the jason mug.A really clumsy but nice friend, who never sleeps. Also known as ice bear. Gets fired from jobs for drinking. Often kinda violent (couldn't hurt a fly but likes to yell). "He's 6ft", oooook jason sure.
"yoooooo that's what I'm sayinnn" -Jason
by anonymous September 25, 2021
Get the Jason mug.The Jason Lemkin effect is when you feel 10X more excitement for one event/project over others competing for your attention.
I paid $$$ to watch Metallica's 40y anniversary show this December, both on Friday and Sunday, in the Chase Arena. But for some reason, I feel way more excited about SaaStr Annual 2021 that I got a free ticket for - this has got to be the Jason Lemkin Effect.
by rukn@ September 27, 2021
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Get the Jason mug.Accidentally getting a spicy substance on one's penis.
E.g. ghost pepper powder.
And asking for or receiving a blowjob.
E.g. ghost pepper powder.
And asking for or receiving a blowjob.
by BiscuitJ October 11, 2021
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