National Hit A Bozo Day

National Hit A Bozo Day is when you hit a bozo :)

National Hit A Bozo Day

"Hey bozo"
"Yes?"
*hits bozo*

ow

by anonymous October 23, 2022

Beat Up A human day

Vice versa for beat a furry day and happen to be on December 15th

It's beat up a human day, little Timmy

by Austin the German shepherd November 17, 2022

National Fight A Friend day

A day where you can go 30 seconds or more with you’re friends without getting in trouble for it.

Hey lets go fight or play fight. Its National fight a friend day!

by ihearttaylorr December 1, 2022

International "Bully a Will day"

7th of December is international bully a Will day

The 7th of december is International "Bully a Will day"

by Garmild December 5, 2022

National kiss a fisherman day

On December 15 it’s mandatory to kiss someone who goes fishing

Bro Jenny kissed me today because I guess it’s National kiss a fisherman day

by HighVoltageOutdoors December 13, 2022

Shit on a Furry Day

On the 10th of January, you are legally and morally allowed to shit on a furry no matter where or when.

Person 1: Dude, it was Shit on a Furry Day yesterday and I accidentally shat on three, when I meant to only shit on one!
Person 2: Damn bro

by mansocoolamiright January 8, 2023

national eat like a camel day

January 19 A day where you chew loudly and open-mouthed. Like a camel

“Can you chew with your mouth closed?”
“Nah bro it’s National eat like a camel day”

by Gamerboy012 January 19, 2023