watching the lion king

A metaphor for smoking weed. Weird, I know.

"Ma~an I gotta piss!"
"There's a bathroom right in school..."
"I skipped, we were watching the lion king."

by Embrace your inner hebrew. October 28, 2007

watchers

1. A group of individuals who monitor the common everday person
2. Someone who knows more than they should know
3. The people who are watching you right now, and know what you are doing.

The watchers know who you are, and what you are doing.

by Anonymous December 19, 1999

Dog Watch

Dog Watch.
-adjective,
1. Commonly used in amongst males in order to identify, or describe a 'rank' female.
2. a male with the incredible talent of identifying females in which, are offensive to the human aye

"mate i got with a bird, but she was dog watch so i did her in the poo dot"

by Wrighty Okeith December 1, 2011

People watching with telescopes

To take a dump so large and stinky that only 'People watching with telescopes' would survive.

To be of so little worth to society that only 'People watching with telescopes' might be fooled into thinking you have any value.

Warn the people watching with telescopes to back up, it's on it's way, and it's worst than we thought.

If it wasn't for the people watching with telescopes no one would know how we all died today.

The chair you built was so useless even people watching with telescopes could tell.

by Ir4piDcR4ckp07 December 13, 2012

Hold My Beer, Watch This

A phrase used by people under the influence of alcohol, usually about to do something incredibly stupid. It says what it means: "Hey, hold my beer and watch me do this crazy stupid thing." Often used in group settings, like a college frat party.

Jimmy: "Hold my beer, watch this!"
Jacob: "Hide the sharp objects, Jimmy's about do do something crazy dumb!"

by In My Defense... September 27, 2018

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by Rectum Destroyer May 10, 2022

Watcher

(Highlander) A secret society of men and women who observe and record the lives of immortals, but never interfere. Most of the time anyway. They are ID'd by their wrist tattoos. Joe Dawson was the most famous, as Duncan MacLeod's Watcher. Sometimes they go rogue and start hunting immortals, and then they are called Hunters.

Joe was the only really cool Watcher in this 'verse

by ChicagoMel December 26, 2009