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WingMilf

Similar to Wingman, a WingMilf is the attractive older woman who accompanies you to bars and nightclubs as a platonic friend and in doing so increases your chances of meeting available women.
A WingMilf can make a man seem more attractive and safer to other women, because some women may judge a man's suitability based on the woman he is currently with. So basically if a man is with a very attractive woman, other women will assume he is more likely to be an acceptable candidate for a relationship. The WingMilf expands upon this concept by also presenting the man as being a safer choice. One added benefit is that a WingMilf can "talk up" the man to the other women, thus aligning with the stereotype of a mother trying to set her son up with a "nice girl".
By myself I would not have had a chance, but with Monica as my WingMilf, the ladies were practically lining up to meet me!
by MikeinVA April 1, 2009
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bat winging

When the male's scrotum is sweaty and it sticks to the sides of the legs, to resemble a bat's wings.
Dude, after that run i am totaly bat winging it.
by Ashton Amos May 12, 2008
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wingcuck

A person with radical political views, often members of the alt-right or those with socialist or Sanders-esque leanings, although occasionally more ideological members of major parties. Wingcucks, refuse to be pragmatic and will stick to their guns and attack even the most moderate of people who disagree politically.

Wingcucks are isolationist, being cucked by God-level organizations like the UN, NATO, EU, and by trade agreements: NAFTA, TPP. Wingcucks oppose policies that spur development and are focused on people’s private lives and morals, and on the other hand, overly focused with obscure social justice issues. Wingcucks on the right often use extremist religious and nationalist politics as a reaction to being cucked frequently. On the left, wingcucks cite marxist theory, appeals to emotion that target neoliberalism, and arguments that development is more harmful to poor countries than leaving them to be without help spurring innovation or solving conflicts.

Wingcucks are friends with other wingcucks and circlejerk about obsessive love of their heritage (on the right), or about how woke they are (on the left).
That Bernie Sanders is a real wingcuck. He’s always ranting about giving people free shit and blocking global cooperation

That Donald Trump is a real wingcuck. He plugs his ears with shit and pretends the news are lies and immigrants are the country’s biggest enemies.

Obviously Melania has been cucking Donald, because he used to be politically apathetic, and now he’s a far right wingcuck
by Centrist Chad January 14, 2018
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Wings007

Jewish-American who wanted to capitalize on Wingsofredemption just to escape section 8 housing and to pay child support for his son Bentley Ghent
Have you heard about this wings007 wigger named Jonathan Wilkins?
by Tiktok 2021 September 25, 2022
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wingdad

A father that helps his son, or daughter, get laid.
Jr. (Son): Dad with you be my wingdad tonight?
Gareth (Dad): Of course my son, I'll help you get laid.
by foodh83 March 18, 2013
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Chili Wings

What happens when you drink chili from a bowl and you get it on the corners of your mouth.
Ex. Did you see Phi at the bar? She ate an entire bowl of chili without a spoon and earned her chili wings.
by rougher12 February 25, 2011
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Cat Wings

Imagine its a hot humid summer day and your a woman that has larger Vaginal Lips. Cat Wings are when your lips become stuck to your thighs because of sweat.
Its 100 degrees out and about 95% humidity. looks like its gonna be a cat wings kind of day. Damn.
by RINGER 425 June 4, 2013
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