Windows Ten

A shitty mediocre operating system by Microsoft. Pretty much all of its "features" are directly recycled from Windows 7 OR are designed for those who couldn't be trusted to screw in a light bulb. Oh, and this one promises to track your every move, so watch out all you internet pedophiles out there!!

They'll know who you are!

Gary finished downloading a few videos and suddenly the FBI crashed through the door. "Damn you, Windows Ten!" He screamed whilst they hauled his ass to the pokey.

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 30, 2016

Windows

A functional, easy-to-use operating system that can be perfectly stable if you want it to be. The OS is only as good as its operator, guys.

I have been running Windows 2000 Professional for two-and-a-half years, and have yet to see it crash spontaneously. The only time it has ever crashed was when I caused software conflicts myself.

by Don May 13, 2005

window shit

basiclly taking a shit on any given window,ie..mcdonalds,sak's fifth ave,any classy restaurant,preferably when people are sitting/standing next to or nearby said window.Works great with the runs.

Dude, you should have seen the old ladies faces after Billy gave'em the window shit,they were utterly disgusted.

by Sgt Slapnutz April 6, 2006

Windows 7

Microsoft's newest operating system that was supposedly "error free", just like vista. Critically acclaimed to be better than the rest, it's users disagree, although its advertising with cute little toddlers using Windows 7 makes it seem so sleek, easy to use and versatile, Microsoft's deceiving commercials lull the buyers in with cuteness and then smack them in the face with errors, rhetorical questions, and loading screens. Windows 7 was supposed to awesome, amazing, the virtuoso of operating systerms, even better than mac, better than linux, better than any other operating system, however Windows 7 doesn't compare to a fresh steaming a pile of horse dung.

"Hey dude, did you hear about Windows 7?"
"Yeah man, I heard that Ashley bought a new PC with Windows 7 on it, but with all of the problems it has been giving her she returned it and bought a Mac.

by ayalacoming December 18, 2009

windows

an operating system way better than any others. usually people say "windows crashes a lot!". well duh, idiots, if you install spyware virus crap its going to cause errors. and IT doesnt cause the blue screen of death, YOU DO!!!

i just bought windows, all the software i bought that didnt work with mac and linux works now!

by Sean Roth September 9, 2004

open window

Window that is open

Man, look at this open window.

by A Moody Booty January 17, 2014

Window licker

A bluedog who keeps the inside of the windows clean on the special bus to windsor.

As a linfield bus goes by: "there goes a bus full of window lickers".

by entellektuall soopeerior July 24, 2011