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Dead Whale

The girl that your homey is either dating, banging, wifing or has done such activities for a prolonged period of time in the past with any kind of emotional attachment.

It is strictly forbidden -- although such forbidding is mainly unspoken -- to carry on the aforementioned activities on the dead whale.

Doing such things to a dead whale makes you an asshole.
Friend 1: Johnny, why are you macking April? She's totally a dead whale.

Friend 2: Yea dude... your brother still loves her.

Johnny: I'm such an asshole.
by mephitic August 5, 2010
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whales vagina

also known as ... gooch. This comes form the greek methology meaning HUGE NASTY FLOTHY CUNT.
Kristen's whales vagina looks like hamburger meat!
by Rodeogal May 14, 2006
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Whale

1. A synonym for 'goddamn humongous'.
1: That roller coaster ride is so whale!

2: That girl has some whale breasts.

3: That is one whale burger.
by Vondamor October 31, 2011
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pink whale

A white male's penis
You Asian girls really love that pink whale.
by Uncle Bob January 8, 2004
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whale whore

when a person, normally female, is very whorish and goes after more than 10 guys at a time
OR:
a huge whore
"i made out with tom this weekend"
"isn't this the 7th guy you've made out with this week?"
"yeah"
"you're such a whale whore"
by Moosey Poo April 19, 2008
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the whale

you take a persons ass. grab it up, then kick it as hard as you can.

this should hurt. so use it modestly.
fuck that trick, i'll give him the whale!
by ambrosialynn [aka amber] May 27, 2008
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whale penis intake

a very large diameter air intake pipe commonly found on ricer honda civics
The whale penis intake adds about 50 horsepower.
by dboyfromdahood November 17, 2011
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