ash wednesday

the day at the beginning of lent, which lasts 40 days for roman catholics and a fasting day, the day after fat tuesday.

"Hey let's go get some lunch" "it's ash wednesday you moron"

by a.t.i. March 11, 2004

Dick Wedgie

When a piece of clothing is sucked into the urethra of your penis, similar to the way it is stuck up your asshole in a regular wedgie.

Dude last night I got a Terrible Dick Wedgie with my boxers, it hurt like a bitch.

by 40k November 27, 2010

Frontal Wedging

The injection of an apple pie into the female vagina.

We were not able to eat dessert on thanksgiving because my sister was frontal wedging herself.

by Micheal Rodriguez Stone December 1, 2010

wedgefunkle

when a chick bends your boner the wrong way

that chick totaly wedgefunkled my dick last night

by skipdongington July 24, 2014

wedgemite

A dark brown, almost black substance occasionally found on one's underwear. Similar to Vegemite, a dark yeast extract popular in Australia for spreading on toast.

I just discovered wedgemite on my jocks. Hope no one can smell it, I don't have time to change.

by Adolf Nelson April 8, 2015

Wedger

One who randomly joins conversations, with random information that hardly pertains to the original conversation.

"Dammit Savy, go away and stop being a wedger! we weren't even talking about Amilia!

by Beandaddio December 2, 2016

Wedgey

The act of giving a “Jewbug” a wedgie.

“Hey that wedgey was crazy man” said Jakey darts

“Dude it was insane!” Replied hazza lamps

by Nintendoboys420 October 30, 2018