Watchmaker

God.

Richard Dawkin's "The Blind Watchmaker" is a book about how Intelligent Design is not a proper substitute for proper evolutionary theory.

by Originofspecies August 9, 2010

Watchaboo

Wah-Cha-Bu

1. Exclamation. "Hell Yeah" "Yeah Man"

John: Adam Lazzara was awesome at the show yesterday!
Mike: Watchaboo!

by Nick August 31, 2003

weather stripping

what you do when it's really really hot and sticky outside.

girl: it is SO hot out here.
guy: whatcha gonna do about it babe?
girl: I'm thinkin 'bout some weather stripping!
guy: yeah, me too. lemme help you...
...(animal noises)...

by bob jones the great August 31, 2007

Watch

An ornament for your hand that people buy just to look cool and rich

Person 1:Hey what time is it

Person2:Time for you to get a watch

by Puncakes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 28, 2018

bitching weather

A term I use to refer to horrible weather conditions.

WINTER SEASON:
"Bitchin' weather" would consist of unbearably cold weather, complete with horrific winds and mass amounts of snow blowing everywhere.

SUMMER SEASON:
"Bitchin' weather" would consist of unbearably hot weather, weather so hot that you could die just being out there.

"The weather here in Minnesota is very hypocritical. Other than that, summers here are rife with bitching weather. Makes me want to stay in. -.- "
-me

by Dave June 29, 2004

Welfare Watcher

A person who collects welfare, spends their whole cheque on booze and drugs and then does nothing for a month, then decides to sit on their porch the last week of the month to wait for their next welfare cheque so they can blow that on more booze and drugs and the like. Not to be confused with someone who's just on welfare. They can usually be seen starting the last Monday, or second last Monday of the month sitting on their porch from 8 am to 4 pm (or at least 2 hours AFTER the mail has gone around). Typically they will not leave their porch for any reason, even for alcohol, and as such will have it delivered to their home via beer delivery trucks.

Welfare Watcher: BILLY! Get me another beer! The mails coming around, and send your sister to the bank to cash it as soon as it gets here!

by XDoggStrafe September 15, 2009

Wank Watcher

The bathroom attendant at a strip club who's real purpose is to make sure you don't spend too much "time" in the toilet, ie masturbating.

I was going to bust a nut in the bathroom of this strip club but they had a wank watcher in the toilet, how disappointing.

by Sexxxy Beast March 1, 2015