waldorf

sexy boi

i lub youh waldorf

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i fuque wif chipotle heavyyy

by ur_scrt_admirer May 29, 2025

walcome buck

a well-known term in the lingo community that means uhhhhhhhh :04_walcomebuck:

originated from cursed puzzle connoisseur Icely Puzzles's map called "icely palace" where there is a middle :wt: WALCOME BUCK based on the infamous WELCOME BACK panel in lingo level 1

walcome buck to llonoongnognngnggigniiiigiginggingo

by disremotical June 10, 2025

Walmart Wet Dream

The act of somebody or someone building a fort out of toilet paper in a Walmart and once the four is fully constructed they proceed to ejaculate inside of the fort and leave semen all over the toilet paper.

Did you guys hear about Jack’s Walmart wet dream last weekend?

by wagnam163 June 15, 2025

Walmart Sloppy Mcgriddle

Sloppy seconds of a Mcgriddle found in a Walmart bathroom.

Man, I can't believe you ate that Walmart Sloppy Mcgriddle.

by Milkybetrayal August 25, 2025

walmart sloppy mcgriddle

A word or phrase on Urban Dictionary that no one uses in real life. The term was first coined by cursed_sporecreation on Reddit.

Dude, stop trying to pepper your speech with walmart sloppy mcgriddles. None of them are going to catch on.

by what are you the fae August 25, 2025

Waldo

An adjective used to describe a brother who is inferior to his younger brothers, usually in reference to sports. A 'Waldo' is usually a toxic and mean person who curses and takes his anger out on others due to his inferiority. Known to follow leaders around and bum lick them, many times referred to as a sheeple.

Man 1: "That guy is such a waldo"
Man 2: "I know he always follows around the captain"

by TheInferiousWaldo December 16, 2025

Walmart Phone

A phone that is not an iPhone

Lee’s Walmart Phone fucked up the group chat

by Brmurp2 January 10, 2026