Dick Watcher

A person (typically male) who is obsessively monitoring someone else’s hookups.

Man, Tristan is such a dick watcher. He’s always telling people about who I’m fucking.

by Vikwatcher October 10, 2021

21st century pocket watch

A cell phone, especially one with no service, a low-end model, and/or one with a flip form factor.

Note, however, that this doesn't refer the pocket watches douchey steampunks wear to be cool.

Prima: Do you happen to know the hour, perchance?
Secunda: I will presently; allow me to consult my 21st century pocket watch.

by franq December 4, 2010

Kansas City Pocket Watch

A combination sex act/pickpocket move in which you get a mark drunk enough to fist your asshole without removing his/her jewelry. Then, using muscles that have taken years to train, you steal the mark's watch/bracelet/rings. As soon as you have the desired items stowed away, you create a distraction like squirting a little liquid shit on the mark's forearm. While they rush to the bathroom to clean up, you get dressed, say that you're not feeing well, apologize and leave.

You: So, did you and that girl hookup last night?
Friend: She pulled a Kansas City Pocket Watch on me, bro!
You: No way!
Friend: Man, that was a $3500 watch and I'll miss it, but bro, that pinky ring belonged to my grandfather!

by assbucket July 31, 2013

Binge-watch

When you have no life, so you watch marathons of shows because you can and can't seem to stop.

Netflix makes you binge-watching, go out!!

by Subiesweetheart September 1, 2016

Chill and watch netflix

Communicating with a potential mate and asking to hangout with the intent to murder that pussy. If she agrees to chill and watch Netflix, you are guaranteed a dry handjob

Hey nice tinder profile! Do you want to chill and watch Netflix?

by Dirtydan10 May 29, 2015

YT Watchdog

YT Watchdog is a guy on YouTube, who wears a dog mask, and a blue janitor's suit.
He says how he feels about all the haters and lamers on YouTube, and things going on in the world.
He is fucking HILARIOUS!
He talks really slow, then speeds it up, so his voice is high pitched..
He's amazing, and I love him :)

"You need to pack your bags, and get the FUCK OFF OF YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!" YT Watchdog

by snaggletooth27luvsbobagonosh27 August 9, 2008

witches tit

the extreme ends of any spectrum

Man, its colder than a witches tit out here.

by ross March 5, 2004