boob willy 

like a wet willy but the saliva covered index finger is placed in between the female breast's.

joshua licked his finger and gave mary a boob willy causing a school girl giggle.

boob willy by joshua burns September 14, 2008

free willy 

When a man urinates without the use of his hands.

"I couldn't even use my hands that bathroom was so dirty. I had to do a free willy!"

free willy by pike-pat March 16, 2008

free willy 

when getting on the freeway, going from the on-ramp all the way to the innermost lane in one pass.

if you hurry up, you're gonna get a free willy right into the carpool lane!

free willy by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 26, 2006

A Willy Wonker 

A male reproductive organ.

Hey guys! Guess what? Hilary Clinton gots a Willy Wonker!

A Willy Wonker by Steve is June 22, 2008

A willy wonka 

Eating a chocolate bar out of someone's asshole while wearing a top hat.

My girlfriend shoved a twix up her ass after prom and being hungary I ate it out of her ass. whild watching a willy wonka and the chocolate factory and masturbating over dwarfs

A willy wonka by hoe inn May 28, 2009

jiggly willy 

Right after ejaculating inside her unexpectedly and the girl goes down to keep playing with your no longer hard dick, you now have a jiggly willy.

Sarah - "Hey bob, I hope you arent done yet." (goes down to play, )

bob - nah, I think Ive got a jiggly willy."

jiggly willy by vajj26 July 6, 2008

Put Willy on the phone! 

When you want to talk to someone who knows what the fuck is going on here. Most often used when a frustrating situation arises, when dealing with an incredibly stupid person, or if you're just haveing a bad day in general.

(in the drive-thru)
Speaker: Place your order whenever you're ready.

Patron: Uh, I'll have a #5 with no onions and a Coke. Two double-cheeseburgers without pickles and a large french fry.

Speaker: Go ahead and order whenever you're ready, Ma'am.

Patron: Fuck! Put Willy on the phone!

Put Willy on the phone! by DuchessWise August 31, 2010