mcdonald's food

by Hi._. June 15, 2017

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Cafeteria food

Low quality food that looks stale and unappetizing but costs relatively cheap. Usually is tax-free. Depending on your school, there will be days where the cafeteria serves higher quality food, such as Taco Bowl Tuesdays.

Only to be eaten when your mom didn't pack you lunch, or when you're too lazy or busy to walk to the nearest food place.

My mom forgot to pack my lunch so I went to order some cafeteria food. Unfortunately all the good stuff had been sold out and was left to order one of those sad-looking dried out cheeseburgers.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 06, 2021

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Hospital Food

The concept of a nurse unloading a day's worth of shit into a decent meal and serving it to you.

Guy: The nurse came back with my food
Guy2: How did it taste?
Guy: Like dogshit fucking pizza
Guy2: That's Hospital Food!

by BIHTikTok November 08, 2021

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elevator food

Piss and shit on the floor; bonus points if it includes vomit.

Dienda Dude, get a whiff of that elevator food.
Botha Shut the fuck up.

by ekzilo December 10, 2019

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NASA food

Highly processed and coloured food which will not even make you feel satisfied. Kept in airtight packets and you only need to add water to eat it. Designed just to make you full. There is no flavour, weird shapes and taste like air.
P.S. the containers looked like laboratory apparatus.

Why is the cheese so bland? Is this NASA food?

by A dying goat November 24, 2017

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