An act of masturbation most men engage in to start their day. It usually happens in the morning during a really long shower,after a workout, or after work in order to get the lead out.
Dude 1:"Oh man, just got out of the gym, bout to go to the shower and have some dick time!"
Dude 2 :"he'll yeah me too catch you later!"
"Bae won't come through so I guess it's dick time..."
Dude 1:"Oh man, just got out of the gym, bout to go to the shower and have some dick time!"
Dude 2 :"he'll yeah me too catch you later!"
"Bae won't come through so I guess it's dick time..."
Dude 1:"Oh man, just got out of the gym, bout to go to the shower and have some dick time!"
Dude 2 :"he'll yeah me too catch you later!"
"Bae won't come through so I guess it's dick time..."
Dude 2 :"he'll yeah me too catch you later!"
"Bae won't come through so I guess it's dick time..."
by theseven September 07, 2014
The point at which a situation is so grave that it can only be salvaged by moroccan X-Factor contestant Chico Slimani.
by Mr Tomnus September 11, 2006
Smock-time is the time at which you smock someone. Smock-time is not a predetermined time, but a time set by the "smock-er." It is yelled approximately 8 steps from the victim, giving him time to make a fair getaway.
by troxnor September 12, 2009
A cat that lives in the sun. He controls time and helps/ screws people over by taking them back in time and creating paradoxes. Enjoys long walks in the park and being petted,stroked, but eats people he doesnt like.
by The Time Cat Theif January 11, 2011
Something to say when there is really nothing else to say in a conversation. Originally from Flamingo.
by BilliesGorol February 06, 2020
"Jenny, you need to put down that burger. The newest Twilight is playing, so you know it's Jam-time-Boom-time!"
"C'mon. We can file our taxes later. In the mean time my testes are howling something fierce and I'm thinking it's Jam-time-Boom-time, baby."
"C'mon. We can file our taxes later. In the mean time my testes are howling something fierce and I'm thinking it's Jam-time-Boom-time, baby."
by ip4ever February 06, 2010
by gleenn December 05, 2017