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Three Toed Cheesy Tree Badger

A previously unknown badger species whose natural habitat is Northern Queensland, Australia. The three toed cheesy tree badger is a shy animal, small in stature, but makes up with a ferocious thirst for vagina and LSD. The Three toed cheesy tree badger is usually the culprit of mysterious early morning acid disappearances.
Cletus: Alright, Everybody stop. I've lost the trips.

Bob: Settle down man, it's gone. I saw a three toed cheesy tree badger scuttling about half an hour ago.

Cletus: Fuck.
by Marty Webb June 5, 2008
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Three body problem

A problem in celestial mechanics that must be solved to send a spaceship to the moon. It involves the mass of the earth,moon and the spaceship and is almost impossible to solve.
Also a problem you have where you are in love with two woman at the same time and try to find a way to keep them both which is almost impossible to solve unless they are both bisexual and can enjoy fucking each other while you fuck them.
John is trying to solve the three body problem.
by Deep blue 2012 July 9, 2010
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THREE THREE THREE

a deaf girls favorite game

the number three in sign language three times
by shrek815 October 29, 2020
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freeman three man

When a guy named Brandon blows two or more dudes at a time for shear joy of the experience. Usually happens at an inconspicuous place like the raw water pond at a power plant.
I had a great time at the Freeman Three Man. DAMN Brandon can suck cock!
by Electricman66 October 17, 2017
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Threesixty

in Hip Hop, releasing a lame track to get commercial radio play, thereby losing all credibility within the scene.
Named after artists Pez & 360 released their track 'The Festival Song' for this very purpose.
That guy Pez just did a threesixty and released the worst track.
by PeppyPerry June 29, 2010
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Organic Threesome

A threesome that does not arise from any plan but rather through continuous or natural development, ie of a night gone incredibly weird/wrong/good.

Caviat: In the spirit of Green revolution, the three of you plant a tree together the following day.
Guy 1: Did I see you with TWO girls last night?
Guy 2: Yup, an organic threesome, came out of nowhere.
Guy 1: And the bonus?
Guy 2: Of course man, it was Earth day. Planted a hemlock.
by Snufalufagussy July 26, 2010
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King's Threesome

A form of group sex that specifically consists of 1 man and 2 women. Ideally, the ladies involved should be bisexual and interact sexually with each other to some degree but this is not required. The two women may be completely hetero and have no contact or interaction with each other. Either way, the focus of attention is generally on the man. Any normal man who is legitimately attracted to women and finds himself blessed with such a spectacular bounty of female unicorns would NEVER decline to participate under either set of circumstances.

Note: A king's threesome will provide a splendid opportunity for the participants to perform a variation of an "Eiffel Tower". This is highly recommended and encouraged. Whether it's the two ladies or one of the ladies and the guy who high five each other and regardless of the sexual position or configuration, the Eiffel Tower is certain to produce a cute little smile and / or giggle from one or both of the ladies and a rush of gratification and ego boost for the man.

See: FFM,FMF, MFF, threesome, group sex

See also: orgy, Peter, Paul and Mary

Alternate spellings: King's 3some, King's 3-some
Tom: Dude! You won't believe what happened last night. You know that sexy girl who's been nagging me to bang her?

Mike: Yeah. Did you cave in?

Tom: You could say that. Last night, we wound up at my place and started making out. Wouldn't you know, just as I was about to unfasten her bra, my gf shows up!

Mike: Aw, dude! That sucks! So, you're single now, huh?

Tom: Nah, man! She was into it! She joined in and we all had a blast! I must have banged them both like 2-3 times each. They were makin' out with each other and playin' with each other's tits. They took turns makin' out with me and suckin' on my dick. Whew! It was phenomenal!

Mike: Damn! You lucky bastard! I've always wanted to have a king's threesome.
by FinelyThreaded July 4, 2019
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