Pick me boy

A boy who is annoying and seeks attention they act like they hate themselves for attention and are the worst person on earth. Most of them have curly hair. The mostly seek attention from the gender they like.

Pick me boy: omg im so ugly and annoying you probably don’t even want to talk to me.

Person: no you’re not stop acting like that.

Pick me boy: I should just disappear, nobody would care anyways.

Person: can you please shut up?

by Goodybag September 9, 2023

Teegan (Pick Up Line)

in 700AD teegans pickup line was "Are you ready for Daddy?", now in 2023 she says, "do you want this fuego?"

Amber: *being normal*
Teegan (pick up line) : "Are you ready for daddy?"

by SerenadingCats September 9, 2023

Pick-Me girl

A term miserable women use to call other women who are happy in their life and don't have the typical toxic feminine traits.

"She advocates for fathers, she must be a Pick-Me girl"

by thisedibleaintsheet September 13, 2023

penis pickings

When you have little hairs or fuzz bits around your penis you pick off with your fingers

my penis is getting dirty! im gonna do my daily penis pickings

by poperoni304 September 19, 2023

pick me girl

A girl who is viewed as someone who constantly wants attention from males or any type of the 678 genders. However they half of the time aren't a pick me, they are just viewed like that because of today's society. We tear down women who do nothing wrong, who might just be trying to "fit in" which they might be struggling to because of this terrible generation.

Summa: Look at Arianna, she's such a pick me girl omg. She wants attention like 24/7
Angela: I know right. She's such a bitch.
Arianna: breaking down mentally, because these are all lies. dont believe what others say about u.

by justwannafitin September 28, 2023

pick me

seira landrum

pick me : oh my god i love cars 😆😆😆😆
oh my god stop itttt🤪🤪🤪🤪

by seira landrum is pick me November 21, 2021

Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking

The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz

The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.

by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021