by TessAmanda November 2, 2007
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"That dude looks like a homo."
"Yeah man, a total tool hound"
"That dude looks like a homo."
"Yeah man, a total tool hound"
by choose one April 30, 2016
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Get the Tool Kiss mug.>Tends to "one up" another by regurtitating the same story you told but extends the content.
>Claims on many cliques, ie "I am a hardcore grunge hippie".
>Never contradicts what you say. Instead they constantly turn your argument into a personal story in order to please you.
>Perfers quanity over quality.
>Usefull not by there abilities, but by there benifits.
>Kills inside jokes, by quoting and/or referencing them terribly.
>Is a compulsive liar.
>When dating someone they embrace the fact to an annoying extent.
>Claims they lost there virginity an a young age to an older person.
>Has a collection of enemies
>Number one goal is to be noticed by as many people as possible
>Thinks Dane Cook is a funny comedian.
>Stupid hair cuts are usually a part of this
>Have some kind of weird ass physical abnormality (IE fucked up teeth, giant arms, etc)
>Have an annoying catch phrase
>Suck at telling jokes
>Think that, even if they are one in like 6 billion, they are the only one to have achieved certain trivial things
>There goal in life is to please as many people as possible
>Rejects of socialites.
>Think being a "Depressed bipolar drug addict" is cool
>Mosh at shows ( nothing is more fun than commiting self injury to a band called "As I lay dying" as well hitting the peacefull people who want to enjoy the music)
>The greatest movies, jokes, music and ideas have been killed by them.
>You cant build a house without tools.
>Claims on many cliques, ie "I am a hardcore grunge hippie".
>Never contradicts what you say. Instead they constantly turn your argument into a personal story in order to please you.
>Perfers quanity over quality.
>Usefull not by there abilities, but by there benifits.
>Kills inside jokes, by quoting and/or referencing them terribly.
>Is a compulsive liar.
>When dating someone they embrace the fact to an annoying extent.
>Claims they lost there virginity an a young age to an older person.
>Has a collection of enemies
>Number one goal is to be noticed by as many people as possible
>Thinks Dane Cook is a funny comedian.
>Stupid hair cuts are usually a part of this
>Have some kind of weird ass physical abnormality (IE fucked up teeth, giant arms, etc)
>Have an annoying catch phrase
>Suck at telling jokes
>Think that, even if they are one in like 6 billion, they are the only one to have achieved certain trivial things
>There goal in life is to please as many people as possible
>Rejects of socialites.
>Think being a "Depressed bipolar drug addict" is cool
>Mosh at shows ( nothing is more fun than commiting self injury to a band called "As I lay dying" as well hitting the peacefull people who want to enjoy the music)
>The greatest movies, jokes, music and ideas have been killed by them.
>You cant build a house without tools.
Human: I just bought an 8th of some decent weed for 55 dollars!
Tool: Dude! One time me and my friend found an 8th of PURPLE HAZE in my ex girlfriend's garage! It was free so we smoked it all! I was so high that me and her convinced her friend to do a threesome...I tapped it too!
**Swoops poorly colored bangs over forehead***
Human: That's cool...
**looks uninterested**
Tool: Yeah... I lost the tape tho man!
Tool: Dude! One time me and my friend found an 8th of PURPLE HAZE in my ex girlfriend's garage! It was free so we smoked it all! I was so high that me and her convinced her friend to do a threesome...I tapped it too!
**Swoops poorly colored bangs over forehead***
Human: That's cool...
**looks uninterested**
Tool: Yeah... I lost the tape tho man!
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used-up and desperate aging girls and the trolls they get to worship them that no other girls will talk to.
aging ex-strippers that can't get over the fact that they cannot manipulate men other than the fat weak pathetic losers that used to be their customers...
and the ugly loser dorks they end up getting to be their bitch boys they get to hack and harass the ex-boyfriends that dumped them. These tools know they won't get any pussy, they're just so starved for female contact they believe and do anything she says. Both are tools.
and the ugly loser dorks they end up getting to be their bitch boys they get to hack and harass the ex-boyfriends that dumped them. These tools know they won't get any pussy, they're just so starved for female contact they believe and do anything she says. Both are tools.
by herpes-neg May 24, 2007
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