Spider-Nerd

A massive Spider-Man nerd who knows everything about Spider-Man. Not just someone who watches the movies. They read the comics and know everything there is to know.
Ali is such a Spider-Nerd. He knows everything about Spider-Man.
by Ashmit March 12, 2019
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spider gag

a retractor guaranteeing a bite less blow job
Billy kept scraping my cock when he blew me so I pit a spider gag on him. (Also good for him to give a proper face fucking!)
by August 14, 2024
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spider gag

a retractor guaranteeing a biteless blow job
Billy kept scraping my cock when he blew me so I put a spider gag on him. (Also good training for him to get used to face fucking!)
by August 14, 2024
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The Spider-Man flight suit

When you are participating in a MMF ménage à trois and both men position themselves ither side of the woman’s shoulders and perform their ejaculate upon climax directly into said woman’s armpits. To then which the woman presses her elbows to her hips and then raising her arms, streaming a spider web like wing span. Known as the SPIDER-MAN FLIGHT SUIT.
So I tried the Spider-Man flight suit, note to self... next time shave my armpits first.
by Baked and fried September 20, 2021
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cryder spiders

a very cool friendgroup
“hey do you know the cryder spiders??”
oh yea they’re really cool!”
by January 01, 2023
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7 legged spider

Is a spider with 7 legs 2 fangs and 8 eyes also shoots webs from its butt hole where else would it shoot web from
Fuxk moi is that a 7 legged spider
by Siri_bob June 08, 2022
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Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.
To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.
by Pteropus December 15, 2023
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