dontslapyourassthathard's definitions

yeet

the action of throwing something and saying "YEET!"

"did you see franky? he yeeted a can at Mr. smith's head"
"damn that's sad"

by dontslapyourassthathard July 9, 2019

spider

THE MOST FUCKING TERRIFYING EIGHT-LEGGED THING EVER. NOTHING CAN TOP A SPIDER ON SCARIEST THING.

Wes: oh hey man, i love your new hou- OH GOD IS THAT A FUCKING SPIDER- HELL NO! **burns Rick's house down**
Rick: DUDE I JUST BOUGHT THIS HOUSE

by dontslapyourassthathard March 28, 2020

retart

retart is a misspelling of retard

triggered kid on tik tok: RETART >:(!!!

popular creator: what lmao

by dontslapyourassthathard August 11, 2019

pigs

1. a cute animal

2 .what policemen are.

we eat the bastard pigs we call cops in this house, honey <3

by dontslapyourassthathard July 25, 2020

fingering

(gender inclusive ver)

1. Something that AFAB people do for sexual pleasure. Multiple fingers can be inserted into the vagina, most common is 1 or 2 fingers. use lube, get yourself wet, do what you need to.
Fingering can also be anal. AFAB or AMAB can do it that way, but not recommended for AFAB, but whatever you're into.

"god..after this I need a good fingering from my girlfriend."/

by dontslapyourassthathard April 23, 2021