dirty muskee

A Dirty Muskee is when you take a good solid dump, reteive the turd and use it to pleasure your woman. Also known as a Shit-Dildo.

Man last night after dinner I drop a duece and gave my lady a dirty muskee!

by pooba August 10, 2006

Dirty Drew

When you get really drunk and think your getting off but really your just pissing inside a chicks pussy.

John- I'm going to give that bitch a Dirty Drew.
Mike- A Dirty Drew?
John- Yea I'm going to piss up that bitches pussy.

by 0tt0 May 1, 2007

Dirty biden

The act of raping a little girl while sniffing and groping her just to forget it happened and do it all over again

Someone told me I did a dirty Biden but I don’t remember

by Big bad n word poopy man October 3, 2020

dirty Marshall

When you intentionally have anal sex with a girl but make it look like an accident by saying "Whoopseee daisy"

Dude I totally picked up a girl last night and gave her the dirty marshall she will not walk straight for a week.

by 5 0 finn November 9, 2006

quick-and-dirty

rapidly and carelessly done

I don't want to see any quick-and-dirty jobs, I want them done right.

by Light Joker March 30, 2005

Dirty Russian

pissing in a chicks mouth. Technically impossible with an erection, so it's a common punishment for bad head.

she didn't know how to suck cock. in fact, she was so bad i lost my boner. so i gave her a dirty russin and kicked her out of the car.

by Anti January 17, 2005

Dirty Geraldo

The Dirty Geraldo is very similar to the Dirty Rodriguez, in this case the male sticks his penis in a female's ass and wipes the remnants on the female's upper lip profusely, but is required to be performed with a large penis thus creating a larger area of mustache resembling that of Geraldo Rivera.

Kaydee was getting bored with her previous Dirty Sanchez's and Rodriguez's, from other guys, complaining the smell faded away too fast ... so I gave her a Dirty Geraldo she would never forget! Rumor has it, it's still there to this day.

by Charlie Muurphy February 15, 2007