Shlunked

Derived from the phrase "ya shit the bed, and fucked up."

Shlunk - verb (to shlunk) to make a mistake in one of the worst ways possible. Accidentally arriving at the worst possible outcome due to sheer ineptitude in all choices made in a given situation.

Shlunked - verb (past tense) most common usage

Shlunk - noun - an individual who displays constant ineptitude in every situation, seeming to always arrive at an awful outcome. They are normally spiteful and blame others or society for their poor choices. They are difficult and often impossible to reason with.

"You gotta bail me out man, how was I supposed to know I couldn't outrun the cop car?!"

"No way bro, ya Shlunked"

"C'mon man, you gotta get me out, I promise I'll pay you back bro!"

"I know you won't pay me back, you're a shlunk!"

by HagglyHammy January 20, 2024

splinker

a derogatory name for a person who does improv

Person 1: I don’t like Jake, he’s such a splinker.
Person 2: Woah dude, you can’t say that!

by jonahthefly January 29, 2024

Splinker

A slur used to describe college students who partake in improv.

Hey guys I can’t believe JSchlatt called us all splinkers.

by 7upinacup January 29, 2024

splunder-shock

The feeling of being startled enough to cause a loss of words

The news caused him to be in a state of splunder-shock

by BoonsZ November 14, 2023

spunk-bubble

when you are chewing gum and someone busts a nut in your mouth then you proceed to blow a bubble

Mate, that was a belter of a spunk-bubble

by bum basher 66 November 14, 2023

spunk

cum, semen even.

Gf: Hurry and spunk on my face!
Bf: What the fuck.

by gnfos February 26, 2024

sprunkler

Someone who is owned by another sprunkler, sprunkle.

I’m gonna be your sprunkler.
My neighbor, Gerald, is a sprunkler.

by Sprunkler February 29, 2024