spidankle

another real word that describes a penis

because of my dangling spidankle I crossed the finishline first in the good cause marathon

by the mighty swanzville March 12, 2003

spider whacking

The art of whacking spider webs on a boat with a boom.

Laura keeps the boat clean of spiders by spider whacking.

by j1stoop December 9, 2008

spider nugget

when a female spider and a male spider MATE and or bang, the female spider gives birth to egg babies in a little spidder nugget egg sack, these egg will wait in the spidder nugget untill maturation.

"sara: OMFG there's a spider nugget in this blanket!
mia: no thats just my cats furr
sara: i thought it was a spider nugget!"

by wizards sleeve hax0r 12345 May 21, 2008

Spider

1. An 8-legged arachnid (not an insect). Some species are venomous, such as the Black Widow, while others are not.

2. The scariest fuckin' things you will ever lay eyes on.

Hey dude, come check out this poisonous spider!

Oh, come on, I highly doubt that it's---AAH, MY EYE!!

by kefeinberger November 23, 2014

Spider

Something you run the hell away from, and no one knows why.

noun: WTF is that i spider!? GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THAT!

by Professor Yeeticus March 11, 2019

spider web

A silky thing that spiders produce that turns you into a karate master once you walk into one.

holy shit dude i walked into a spider web

by karatemaster1337 March 12, 2019

Spider

Eight-legged demon created in the depths of hell.

Holy shit there’s a spider on my wall.

by SpooderEl September 14, 2019