santander

a rich asf person!!! loves porn and porfessional dick sucking. lowkey looks like a chinese person but isnt. thick asf!, very sexy, also likes to COME!

guy 1: aye dude you know santander
guy 2: yeah dude shes a rich ass bitch!!

by yoniggadre1234 May 3, 2018

Santa

A mythical character who corrupts the minds of children making them believe it's falsities.

Also, if the letters in the word are re-arranged, it also spells out Satan.

Santa = The Devil!

by alex31991 June 26, 2008

black eyed santa

Face your back to a mirror, drop your pants and look between you legs.

Hey, my ass hole looks like a black eyed santa.

by chuck nerd November 7, 2004

secret santa

A phrase used by incredibly deranged and retarded people to demonstrate their utter stupidity.

Phil offered the answer of "secret santa" to the English teacher even though it was completely wrong.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

santa

woman sits underneath chimney with pussy facing upward, as man jumps down chimney like santa on Christmas with erect penis facing downward for penetration

Daddy, is Santa coming this christmas?

No honey but I Santa-Claused your mother last night

by durden27 September 27, 2008

Santa baby

A perverted song that has messed up lyrics that you expect to be something but isn't

Did you hear Santa baby on the radio last night?

by Anti_Cringy_Kidz April 23, 2018

Dirty Santa

The act of flatulence on mall Santa's lap right after he asks you what you have wished for Christmas. Psychological distress and trauma is considered a likely aftermath effect for the receiving persona. The effect is further enhanced by the act of defalcation which is smoothly triggered as an aftermath of successful flatulence.

Graham Smith: Look mom, it's Santa. can I go sit on his lap?

Mama Smith: Yes son, go and show that Dirty Santa why you deserve a present.

.....

Santa: Sit on my cozy lap young man... Now... Tell Santa what you would like for Christmas.

Graham: (lets out a nice wet floppy stinker).

Santa: WTF bro, now my pants have a shit stain on them.

by Royal_Rake December 8, 2017